— The disease.Dangerous.Need to cure.

— Okay, let’s go, ‘ answered the clerk and brought our travellers to the king.

When our travelers came in and introduced themselves, Ivan the terrible asked:

— Why did you come?

— You treat the King’s Father, ‘ replied the friends.

Ivan the terrible agreed, gave them for treatment, travelers said goodbye to the Tsar and the clerk and soon our travelers gathered to Pushkin.

February 9, 1837.Our travelers came to the place where Pushkin was treated.Until his death less than a day remained.Our friends burst into the room and said,:

— Hello, Alexander Sergeevich! We treat you came from certain death.

— Hello my friends! Treat soon!

Having cured Pushkin, friends had to save Gagarin and eliminate Napoleon.They decided to eliminate Napoleon first.

December 19, 1811.Arriving at the Palace, they immediately heard the French:

— Napol;on est fou! Nous perdons!

He said: «Napoleon completely lost his head! We’re going to lose!».

— D’accord!

Translation: «I agree with you, friend!».

In half an hour our travelers rushed to Napoleon, and in an hour he said that he would never stick his nose in Russia.Then he was sent to the island of St. Helena, where he lived until his old age.

1968. Day of death. Friends instantly broke into the airport and shouted: 
-Uncle Yura! Don’t fly like this! Your friend will test the plane alone! You have your whole life ahead of you!!!